Bride & Groom Marriage Ornament Newlyweds - Hilarious Wedding Cake Topper

Hilarious ornament. I love it. It’s gonna be for me and my husband at Christmas.

This year I've been getting funny little ornaments that I can sneak into the tree decorations. This one is classic. My wife even laughed at the poor groom and his vengeful bride.
No ideas on what he did but the current theory is mid ceremony prenup.
The ornament is solid and feels like it would survive many Christmas mishaps.
It's well made and detailed.
Good for a gag Christmas gift or sneaking onto a family members tree when they're not looking.

Sure, not everyone will appreciate the humor of this ornament, but for those who receive it, they'll appreciate the message. We've all been there. If you're going to use this as a cake topper, it'd be really easy to use a razor blade to slice off the hanging loop and then use a drop of touch-up paint to cover up the part you sliced off. I think this is a good price for an ornament of this quality as well. Too bad you can't customize the hair colors of the characters, though.

Hilarious tree ornament that's also REALLY well manufactured! I mean, if you're going to create a ornament where the wife is choking-out the husband...you could "phone it in" and people would probably still buy it! It's painted well, it hangs with the right "tilt" that shows he's REALLY trying to get away! So funny!

It's extra funny for a couple that's been married for over 25 years, I can't wait to put it on the tree and see which family members find it!

I think you're going to be happy with this, the quality construction, paint, and great packaging that made sure it survived the trip!

I'm collecting ornaments for a pop up in the Palisades for friends who lost homes. I have no idea who will take this one, but there are many possible candidates with a psychotic Bride. Too funny and good quality. That it comes in its own box already puts it a step ahead of others.