Cracked - Cereal Killers Ornament Funny Cereal Mascot Parody

Cracked - Cereal Killers Ornament Funny Cereal Mascot Parody
Cracked - Cereal Killers Ornament Funny Cereal Mascot Parody
Cracked - Cereal Killers Ornament Funny Cereal Mascot Parody
Cracked - Cereal Killers Ornament Funny Cereal Mascot Parody
Cracked - Cereal Killers Ornament Funny Cereal Mascot Parody
Cracked - Cereal Killers Ornament Funny Cereal Mascot Parody
Cracked - Cereal Killers Ornament Funny Cereal Mascot Parody
Cracked - Cereal Killers Ornament Funny Cereal Mascot Parody
Cracked - Cereal Killers Ornament Funny Cereal Mascot Parody
Cracked - Cereal Killers Ornament Funny Cereal Mascot Parody

Tree Buddees

$16.95 
SKU: Cracked - 54164

  • A Killer Twist on Breakfast Mascots – This 3-piece ornament collection is a darkly hilarious parody of classic cereal characters, reimagined as the “Cereal Killers” – Cracked, Popped, and Snapped. Perfect for fans who love their humor on the twisted side.
  • Meet the Cereal Killers – Cracked: Digging in the dirt with a shovel, serving up a bowl of sinister cereal. Popped: Holding a knife in one hand and a bowl of cereal in the other—definitely not part of a balanced breakfast. Snapped: Wearing a chef’s hat and suited up in a straitjacket, ready to stir up some chaos.
  • Unique Holiday Decor – Each ornament measures approximately 3.5-4 inches tall and comes with a sturdy string for easy hanging on your Christmas tree, Halloween tree, or as year-round desk or shelf display.
  • Guaranteed Laughs (and Gasps) – These ornaments are conversation starters, perfect for white elephant gifts, horror-themed trees, or anyone who appreciates a clever, hilarious parody.
  • Tree Buddees Original Designs – Made from high-quality, durable resin and hand-painted with attention to detail. Collect them all and make your holiday decorations unforgettable.

Customer Reviews

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S Spencer
Funny Ornament - Twisted Take on Breakfast Mascot

Funny ornament with a twisted take on a breakfast mascot. The base of this ornament is flat, so you could use it as a table/shelf decoration as well as a tree ornament. The weight is pretty good (will not fall over), but not too heavy (will not bend a tree branch). The ornament is a good enough size that you could see the details from a bit away. The painting/finish is good and detailed.

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Clement Beauregret
Dark Humor Done Exactly Right. Couldn’t stop with just one…

This one was so delightful I immediately realized owning just one was a mistake. You can’t buy Cracked without eventually needing Snapped and Popped. It’s not optional. The joke demands completion.

The humor is dark but very cleanly done. It’s clever (even a little corny) instead of gross, and the parody lands instantly. Everyone recognizes the reference, and immediately goes looking for the other two.

Quality-wise, it’s great. Solid resin, good weight, fine paint details, and expressive enough that it reads clearly even buried among other ornaments. It holds its own on the tree and somehow manages to be both Christmas decor and mild psychological commentary.

Fair warning: if you hang just one, people will ask where the others are. Completing the trio feels less like collecting and more like finishing a sentence. Zero regrets.

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Michelle L. Hankes
Hilarious

This is hilarious! It'd be great for fans of cereal, horror flicks, or just funny little items. The face of the character reminds me of the old school cereal guys. Seems to be painted well and looks pretty cute. On the bigger side for an ornament. I'd love all three.

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Harman Nahal
Hilarious ornament and great quality

I got the “Cracked” ornament from this Cereal Killers set and it instantly became one of my favorite decorations. The design is funny in a clever way and it looks even better in person than in the pictures. The colors are bright, the details are sharp, and the whole ornament feels well made.

It has a nice weight to it without being heavy, so it hangs perfectly on the tree without tilting. Everyone who saw it laughed and asked where it came from. It adds a fun touch to the tree without looking cheap or flimsy.

If you like quirky Christmas ornaments or want something that stands out from the usual holiday stuff, this one is a great pick. I’m already thinking about getting the other two characters to complete the set.

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Ronica
This Ornament is All It Is Cracked Up to Be!

This Tree Buddees “Cracked” ornament is hilarious and gives the perfect mix of cute and slightly creepy (in the best way!). The design is super detailed with the cracked-out cereal mascot look is spot-on and definitely gets laughs. It’s lightweight, well-made, and hangs nicely without tilting.

I love quirky ornaments and this one fits right into my funny/novelty collection on our "White Elephant Ornament Tree" If you enjoy Christmas humor or want something unique for your tree, this is such a fun find. Now I want the other two ornaments, too of Snapped and Popped, to complete the set!

Highly recommend if you like ornaments that spark conversation and make people giggle or if you need the perfect White Elephant Gift. This one definitely delivers.